Scientists Cocha & Bepeck did a lots of experiments and vivarium observations and discovered and explored few new dangerous illnesses:
Dicksuckosis (russian: Huesoz) — people infected with D., right after diagnostics must be hospitalized to women sauna. Unfortunately, this treatment could infect the patient with Cuntosis (russian: Pizdoz), which we recommend to treat with hospitalizing to male sauna accordingly. Operating with saunas balance, the doctor could achieve full recovery
and
Christosis (russian: Christoz) — very dangerous viral infection, spreads massively; incredibly, but it can spread even oblique ways, such as: television, glossy and matte periodics, radio. There's no way to treat this illness, so if you see the patients with C., it's strongly recommended to run away rapidly. |
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